12 signs he's not the one

When a relationship ends, it's always sucky...unless it turns out the guy was totally crazy. We wanted to hear your LOL stories, so we asked you to tweet us with the hashtag #RandomSignsHesNotThe1. And wow—some of you really dodged a serious man-bullet. "One ex took me to meet his grandma, which was sweet—until they spent the whole time cuddling!" — "My ex-fiance said we couldn't have kids until I was 30...so that I wouldn't ruin my body too soon." "My ex was 29 and still had his mom doing his laundry and buying his undies. No momma's boy for me." "He left in middle of a blind date for 15 minutes to answer a call from the girl who set us up." "He buys his ex a gift when you're out shopping with him (and lies about it)." "He's a senior in college, and his mommy still calls him every morning to wake him up!" "He tells you he thinks the government is listening to us over our laptop speakers. True story." "He 'forgets' to tell you he has a kid." "He sent pics of his entire family to my phone two days after meeting him." "He thought his stuffed animal could talk and had feelings. He was 20!" "His mom buys him pot!" "He lies about whether or not he brushed his teeth that day."